Anifest 2012

Chintis viibis koos hullumeelsete lindudega just üsnahiljuti Tšehhimaal, Teplice'is.. ja tegi jälle igavaid turistipilte.. seekord põhiliselt inimestest ja puudest.

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Chintis was just veryrecently in Teplice, Czech Republic.. together with some hysterical birds.. and took again some really boring tourist-pictures, this time the photos are mostly featuring people and trees.

Keset linna.. ja ma ütleks, et väga kahtlaselt kino lähedal (hmm) seisis saladuslik suur helepunane A-täht.. 

Some mysterious object resembling the letter A.. hmmm..

Kohalikud politseinikud olid üsna kahtlustavad ja kõndisid paaniliselt kino ees edasi-tagasi aga ainus kes neile lõpuks ette jäi oli üks õnnetu varahommikune dj kes muidugi eskorditi minema enne kui ta jõudis mittetantsivatele inimestele ohtlikuks muutuda..

The local policemen were really suspicious of everything and were walking back and forth in front of the cinema until they finally managed to find a potentially dangerous dj who was trying his best to find a cure for the non-dancing people.. he was quickly escorted away of course..

Hildegard ja Ludvig leidsid üles ka pahaaimamtud žveitslased ja röövisid nende šokolaadi..

Hildegard and Ludvig found some non-suspecting Swiss citizens and stole their chocolate..

 Müstilised linnud ja eufooriline prantslane..

 Mysterios birds and a bit euphoric frenchman..

Animafestivalide maskott Paolo ja üsna tüüpiline eestlane Mihkel ja täiesti tavalised linnud..

The mascot of animation festivals, Paolo.. and a quite typical estonian Mihkel.. and some completely ordinary birds

Kummalised roosavärvilised õied üsna mittekahtlustäratava puu küljes.

Strange pinkcoloured flowers attached to a not-so-suspicious tree.

Kummaline hobune..

A strange horse..

Kofeiin!
Caffein!



Muru!
Grass!

Poolakad!
Polish people!

Veel üks tüüpiline eestlane.. neid leidus seekord iga nurga peal..

Another typical estonian.. this time there were many of them scattered around Teplice..

Pavel Horaček, Paul Wells ja erakordselt sotsiaalsed linnud..

Pavel Horaček, Paul Wells and some socially active birds..




Hildegard ja Ludvig suutsid ka Barry Purves'i koos meeltesegaduses eestlasega omnibussi taha poseerima meelitada..

Hildegard ja Ludvig also managed to lure Barry Purves together with some confused estonian to the back of an omnibus for precious photo-moments..

Hildegard ja Ludvig ja festivalidirektor ja erakordselt kõrged mäed..

Hildegard and Ludvig and the festival director and really high mountains on the backround..

Eesti suursaadik, linnud ja puud..

The estonian embassador, a few birds and some trees..



Casanova lossis elavad hobused..

There are some horses living in the Casanova castle..

Casanova isiklikult.. veits hirmus mõelda kui vana ta on..

It's Casanova personally.. a bit terrifying to think how old he must be..

Casanova oli hirmust paigale kangestunud ja ei liigutanud eriti.. ma tõesti loodan, et temaga on ikka kõik korras..

Casanova was really frightened and catatonic and didn't move at all.. I really hope he's ok..

 Will Winton ja Ludvig.. peaaegu nagu vennad.

Will Winton and Ludvig.. looking like brothers almost.

 Pedro Serrazina ja Barry Purves ja puud ja mäed ja üsna maitsev kook.

 Pedro Serrazina and Barry Purves and the mountains and trees and some really delicious cake.

LÕPP
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Animateka 2011

Well.. this is obviously an aeroplane.. looks german

Marta Pajek and Lucija Mrzljak

I would guess it's some sort of local transportation vehicle..

Some nice people sitting around tables and looking confused..

Eeee.. forgot her name..

Ludvig, Hildegard and Veronica Solomon. Veronica is from Transylvania I might add..

Pierre-Yves Drapeau

Invisible train.. 

Visible train..

Visible and invisible people..

There were some strange people at the train station.. but the kissing couple totally got in the way so I didn't really get a picture of them. 

Well.. if I could only remember their names..

.. or theirs

Rastko Ciric

Maya Yonesho

Alexey Alekseev

Mr. Spock

..unlike Spock, they're from this planet..

Ludvig and Georges Schwizgebel

Jutta Schünemann, girl with birds, stupid bosnian guy, Veronica

Ludvig, Hildegard, Chintis Lundgren

Lost little girl..

Animated Dreams 2011

Kõige tähtsam osa igasugu animafestivalidest on vaadata kohutavalt ilusaid ja arusaamatuid eksperimentaalfilme ning hiljem kuulata ehmunult hüsteerilist karjumishäälset arutlust teemal kas on eetiline naerda hirmsate juhtumuste üle, eriti kui sulle pakutakse sloveenia juustu ja kahtlase maitsega kanget jooki ning igalpool vedelevad lapsed. Teiseks tähtsam osa on juua liiga palju keskmise kangusega kohvi, vahtida aknast alla ning pildistada võõraid inimesi ilma nende teadmata.

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The most important part of attending any animation festival is seeing terribly beautiful and not very understandable experimental films and later listening to some screamingly hysterical discussion about the ethics of laughing at some horrible incidents, especially if you're offered some slovenian cheese and strong alcohol with suspicious taste and everywhere are loads of children scattered around. The second really important part is to drink too much not-too-strong coffee, stare down the window and take pictures of strangers without them knowing about it.

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Suvest saadik jälitavad Chintist kaks erakordselt tüütut lindu ja seekord kaaperdasid nad sujuvalt ka kaamera ning tegid üksteisest igavaid ja üsna fookusest väljas ülesvõtteid:

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Since last summer Chintis is constantly being followed by two quite annoying birds and this time they also smoothly privateered the camera and took some boring and out-of-focus pictures of each other:

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Hildegardi kommentaar: Käisime salaja kinos, saali sisenesime kotti peidetuna, pileti eest ei maksnud, samas eraldi kohta ka ei hõivanud ja eriti ei kraaksunud igavate filmide ajal. Sattusime vaatama täiesti loogiliselt programmi kus iga teine film oli lindudest. Kõige superluksim oli Will Andersoni "The Making of Longbird"

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Hildegards comment: We went to see some films secretly, entered the cinema hidden inside a bag, did not pay for our tickets.. but we also didn't occupy any seat or make any loud crow-like sounds during boring films. Quite logically we happened to attend a screening where every other film was about birds. The most superluks was Will Andersons "The Making of Longbird"

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Ludvigi kommentaar: "Life is a Bitch"
Hildegard: Ludvig samastus varesega
Hildegard: ... aga varesest pilti ei ole
Hildegard: Ludvig on jälle katatooniline..
Ludvig: ...

Life is a Bitch by Michaela Hoffova

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Ludvigs comment: "Life is a Bitch"
Hildegard: Ludvig really related to the crow
Hildegard: But there's no picture of it
Hildegard: Ludvig is catatonic again..
Ludvig: ...

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Ludvig ühtlasi ründas üht mööduvat väikest tüdrukut aga poolel teel tabas Ludvigit tema tüüpiline katatooniline rahulikkuse laine.

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Ludvig also attacked an unsuspecting little girl but was then calmed down by his usual fit of catatonic calmness